Shark Week

Welcome back to reality, Servers of the Realm. I hope Santa has treated you well. And I hope that your bank accounts and credit card balances are back to a…

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Hakuna Matata

Last night was busy. Surprisingly busy. Especially after cutting a server and a bartender before service. There wasn’t a push; it felt more like a continual surge from open to…

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Preconceived Notions

It is an eternal question: Am I my brother’s keeper? Should we servers and hospitality folk take responsibility for the fact that our friends and family might not be the greatest…

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Dirty Deeds

As my mother would say, “Cleanliness is next to Godliness.” For that reason alone I am going right to hell. With the arrival of summer goes the departure of my…

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Summer is Coming

I can finally say I am a local now. It has been five years since I moved to the valley, and I even tried to leave for the other side…

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The Man is a Genius

Many moons ago, when I was a strapping (and I mean STRAPPING) young coed in college, my student-job was to work the front desk of our athletic center and field…

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Secret Server: Agree to Disagree

Editor’s note: We received such strong feedback from our Secret Server column last month about unemployment insurance that we asked our columnist to follow up and answer some questions. We…

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Taking Back the Town

It’s almost time to celebrate my fellow servers. We’ve made it through the worst of it anyway.  Summer is officially over.  Labor day just passed, which in a tourist-centric town,…

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The Bad Seed: It is BS!

Aesop said “destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.” I’m sure he wasn’t referring to the restaurant world when he told tales including such…

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