Shark Week

Welcome back to reality, Servers of the Realm. I hope Santa has treated you well. And I hope that your bank accounts and credit card balances are back to a…

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Hakuna Matata

Last night was busy. Surprisingly busy. Especially after cutting a server and a bartender before service. There wasn’t a push; it felt more like a continual surge from open to…

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Dirty Deeds

As my mother would say, “Cleanliness is next to Godliness.” For that reason alone I am going right to hell. With the arrival of summer goes the departure of my…

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Summer is Coming

I can finally say I am a local now. It has been five years since I moved to the valley, and I even tried to leave for the other side…

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The Man is a Genius

Many moons ago, when I was a strapping (and I mean STRAPPING) young coed in college, my student-job was to work the front desk of our athletic center and field…

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